Step One – What Do Women Want?

October 17th, 2007

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See here’s the problem, you don’t believe you can get a girl that you really want based on her look. Nothing wrong with wanting a girl just for her looks. Some people may tell you otherwise, but hey, we’re men. We go for looks! Is wanting a girl just for her looks any better or worse than wanting her just for her brain, or personality? I personally believe it’s a balance between them, but there are some situations where you want a girl only for her looks. Funny pick up lines, or even cheesy pick up lines are not gonna help you here. You need to condition your mind to think a bit differently to open yourself up to get any woman you want. So step one – a very HARD one – is accepting the fact that you CAN get any girl you want. This is crucial. It won’t be done by any kind of pick up lines; neither funny pick up lines, nor romantic ones. It will be done by you accepting the fact that any girl can be manipulated and dazzled very easily by you…yes BY YOU!  

Let’s talk about that a bit. In general all humans, men and women alike, work the same way. Remember, this is generally speaking. Women think differently than men, and I’ll talk about that, but though they think differently, we all want the same basic things: to be accepted, to be loved, by all, by ourselves. That’s it. Sounds simple doesn’t it? It IS simple, but it’s not simple. Everything stems out of these basic desires; the reason we dress the way we do, the way we talk to people, what kind of people we wanna hang around with, what kind of job we have, what things we turn down, what places we go to, the way we speak, the way we treat others…All of these are only some of the things that stem out of the basic desires we all have. 

Now, besides what I just said and in addition to it, women think differently than men. They really do. Men want sex, women want sex. BUT, men want sex and then want to not have to stay. Women want sex but that the man stay. Men look for a good time. Women look for security. We’re so different, but understanding that can help you go a long way. 

Let’s say you’re at a bar. You see a couple of nice ladies, and one of them is GORGOEUS, I mean drop-dead kinda gorgeous. She seems to be with a few friends, talking to them , occasionally laughing. You think to yourself, if I could only have her…. Did you ever stop and think why you think this way? Let’s think about it for a moment. You see this girl and you want her. Not someone else. Why? What made her stand out from the crowd? The key to understand this is your key to understand how to make yourself be attractive in the same way to women. Is it her hair, body, face? The other girls can be just as pretty, have nice hair, and body…. The way she’s sitting? Her expressions? What?? I’ll tell you, but before I do you must understand something. I’ll say it again: the understanding of this next thing I’m about to tell you will make you irresistible to women….heck it’s actually one of the best kept secrets of all those guys that get the hottest girls. And you know what? Most of the time, they just look like regular guys. They’re no Brad Pitt types….just plain ol’ regular Joes. But this thing, I mean the true and deep understanding of this has the power to transform you from being an average Joe to an average Joe that gets any woman he desires. Keep reading… 

Actually, it’s not her hair, her face, her body, her smile….it’s really all of those BUT what mainly draws your attention to want to get this girl and keeps you from not being able to take your eyes off of her (here it comes!) is actually the fact that you know that such a girl could never be interested in someone like you! Think about this for a moment because it is deeper than it sounds. Here’s what I mean: in your mind’s catacombs, this is the process that’s happening….what draws you to her is the fact that not only do you know you could never have this kind of girl, but that she knows it also. Going deeper this means that you could never have such a girl be interested in you, and even deeper it means that you are not worthy, and the more unworthy you are the more worthy she is. Deeper, it means that you want to be loved and cared for, but don’t really deserve it (each with his own reason), and deeper, being that she is worthy and you are not, she’s someone who can satisfy your own belief of proving to yourself that you don’t deserve to be loved and cared for, and she is the perfect candidate for it….back to the top, the only thought produced out of all this is “God I wish I could have her” (you could, but you don’t want to believe it since it’s not convenient for you….yet!) I hope to change this belief in you, just like it has changed in me and changed my life. Keep reading posts… it’s gonna get good!

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Who Needs Funny Pick Up Lines – Part 2

October 14th, 2007

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OK, so how do you get a hot girl to notice you? I think the answer will surprise you, and I’ll have to answer it in a few parts, because it’s kinda like asking “how do you become a millionaire”. You have to condition your mind to it, and only after you’ve mastered the techniques AND changed your thinking can you go about and understand exactly what this means. Let’s clear a few things before I begin: first of all, there are many situations in which you’ll find yourself, where you won’t be able to use any technique. I mean you gotta use your common sense in these things and not think that any situation will lend itself to your hitting on a girl. Your goal should be to meet the women you’d like to meet. If she’s sitting on the beach and her husband is nearby, it would be stupid to try to hit on her using any technique. And I’m not just talking about women with their husbands or boyfriends nearby; I’m also talking about occasions where the girl walks in front of you in the opposite direction or something. Again, I leave this to your smart, sane discretion.  Alright, on with it. Let’s say you’re in a bar, and you don’t have any funny pick up lines to hit on her with. Remember I gave some funny pick up lines before, but let’s take a situation in which you are not comfortable using them. Let’s take an example: you’re in a book store, browsing books, and you see this beautiful hot girl sitting and reading. Now, what can you do? Most of you would say….hmm…maybe use a romantic pick up line on her….or a funny pick up line. NO NO NO! You’ll only get yourself into deeper trouble with yourself like that. I mean, you’ll be like “um, excuse me, hi, um…what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this…”, and she’ll be all like “uh, reading…duh!” DON’T BE THAT GUY! That’s exactly the sort of person you don’t want to be, because you’ll get in trouble with yourself. I mean you’ll be all bummed out and worse, this experience will get branded into your mind, and the next time you’ll think about approaching a girl you’ll be even more scared than you were before. The trick is to get you SUCCESS! And more of it! And then some more! That way, you get the confidence you need to get any girl. I’ll tell about it a bit more in my next post.

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Who Needs Funny Pick Up Lines? – Part 1

October 12th, 2007
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OK, here’s the deal…say you’re a shy type of person who doesn’t really know how to get a woman to notice him. I was once like that too. I didn’t know how to approach a woman or what funny pick up lines to say to her, and how to even get her attention in the first place. I tried going out to dance clubs, bars, social events, social clubs, I mean I tried it all. But I wasn’t able to “land me a girl”…sorta say.

I tried getting all these witty, funny pick up lines from guys I thought were very successful with women, but it just didn’t work for me. I mean it worked for them, so why didn’t it work for me?! And believe me, this was no easy thing for me. I mean my knees were shaking, my heart was pounding, I could feel my hands getting weak, my mouth dried up….the only thing I wanted to do before going up to a girl and saying some funny pick up lines was run home and crawl into bed with a good movie….yeah, I know you understand EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

I mean, man was I frustrated, but I knew I had to get this thing right, and it wasn’t going to be because I had cheesy pick up lines to try on a girl…

I came to realize it didn’t really matter what I said to them. I mean, you gotta know what to say…you can’t go up to a girl and say something like “hey baby, is your dad a thief? Oh yeah, then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?”….(now all the women go “awww”)

….yeah, but you see, it works for some guys, and it doesn’t work for others. For a long time I was part of those “others”, but I changed, and now I’m able not only to approach but also get the hottest girls! In my next post I’ll tell you exactly how I did that….

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Funny Pick Up Lines

October 10th, 2007

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So you wanna know how to pick up girls with the best pick up lines…OK, so you came to the right place. In this post I’ll tell you some of the best pick up lines out there.

I say this with caution, please don’t expect immediate results from these lines, though they might be good pick up lines, they may not always work. That’s’ number 1.

Number 2 is that if you want to get girls to notice you, you gotta be funny with them, that means that funny pick up lines should be your way of getting their attention, while seeming like a clever, funny type-of-guy.

Along those same lines, though they are funny pick up lines, they are meant to get you the women you desire. Here are a few examples of funny pick up lines:

  • “Did it hurt, baby?” [she’s like: did what hurt?] “When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?”
  • “Hey, are you politically available?”
  •  “What’s a place like you doing in a girl like this?”
  • “Pull my finger.”
  • “Hey, I got 4 words for you: Hol I Day Inn.”
  • “I’m not really this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • “Hey, wanna come back to my apartment for some coffee and sex?” [she’s like: ew, no way!]….”what? you don’t like coffee?”
  • “Here I am! OK, now what are the other 2 wishes?”
  • “Word of the day: legs…now, let’s go back to my place and spread the word”
  • “You know, the more I drink the more beautiful you get”
  • “I got 3 months to live”
  • “Wanna see something swell?”
  • “Now screw me if I’m wrong, but was that just Batman who went by?”
  • “Gotta coin? [if she doesn’t ask someone else, but if she does you take it and before flipping say] “What do you think my chances are of getting head?”

Hope you enjoyed these little funny pick up lines… try some of them on. Women LOVE them! But be warned: you must know HOW to say them right!

In my next post which is coming soon, I’ll tell you how I got to be from a shy individual who couldn’t get any women, to someone who now gets all the most beautiful ladies….In the meantime you can learn more with the same method I used by clicking here….. don’t miss the next post!

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