Funny Pick Up Lines October 10, 2007
Posted by funnypickuplines in : Dating & Relationships , trackbackSo you wanna know how to pick up girls with the best pick up lines…OK, so you came to the right place. In this post I’ll tell you some of the best pick up lines out there.
I say this with caution, please don’t expect immediate results from these lines, though they might be good pick up lines, they may not always work. That’s’ number 1.
Number 2 is that if you want to get girls to notice you, you gotta be funny with them, that means that funny pick up lines should be your way of getting their attention, while seeming like a clever, funny type-of-guy.
Along those same lines, though they are funny pick up lines, they are meant to get you the women you desire. Here are a few examples of funny pick up lines:
- “Did it hurt, baby?” [she’s like: did what hurt?] “When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?”
- “Hey, are you politically available?”
- “What’s a place like you doing in a girl like this?”
- “Pull my finger.”
- “Hey, I got 4 words for you: Hol I Day Inn.”
- “I’m not really this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet.”
- “Hey, wanna come back to my apartment for some coffee and sex?” [she’s like: ew, no way!]….”what? you don’t like coffee?”
- “Here I am! OK, now what are the other 2 wishes?”
- “Word of the day: legs…now, let’s go back to my place and spread the word”
- “You know, the more I drink the more beautiful you get”
- “I got 3 months to live”
- “Wanna see something swell?”
- “Now screw me if I’m wrong, but was that just Batman who went by?”
- “Gotta coin? [if she doesn’t ask someone else, but if she does you take it and before flipping say] “What do you think my chances are of getting head?”
Hope you enjoyed these little funny pick up lines… try some of them on. Women LOVE them! But be warned: you must know HOW to say them right!
In my next post which is coming soon, I’ll tell you how I got to be from a shy individual who couldn’t get any women, to someone who now gets all the most beautiful ladies….In the meantime you can learn more with the same method I used by clicking here….. don’t miss the next post!
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